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Please TXT, DON'T CALL! & please read my whole ad before messaging me.

Hot Aussie guy with 10 thick girthy inches. Confident & straight. Not straight acting, straight. Never been with a guy without monetary incentive. So yes, really straight. I'm fit, alpha, good looking, & more than a little dom. Did I mention I was hung? I could rip you in half if you aren't careful. It's put a few young ladies and lads in the ER.

Once again, I’m straight, so if you’re a girl, straight couple, or you’re into str8 guys, I’m your guy. Looking for a gay guy? look elsewhere.
Looking to get down & worship a huge straight piece of meat? If you want to gag or get split in half by something thick as your wrist? You want to go long & hard & test your limits? I’m your man so hit me up.
Looking to kiss?Get all love dovey?Passionate making out? I am not your man.
I’m not attracted to guys, so if you need someone to tell you you’re hot, that’s fine, but it’s not me. Basically I'm a dude with a big dick and most probably, very little interest in you physically.
I can bend you over, line it up & thrust my way into your soul. Rip you in half or take my time & slowly open you up. If we meet during the day I can explode like a volcano

Now the boring stuff

Please txt dont call. I won’t answer and will block repeated callers. Also don’t ask for pics. There are pics right here. I get 50+ pic requests a day. If you can’t tell if you want to meet, more pics won’t change that. Don’t ask what I’m into, If you’ve read this you should know what I’m into and what I’m not

Last but not least, I'm a person with hopes, dreams. I love & who love me just like you. Health and privacy are paramount. Please take your health & mine into consideration. If you feel you may have something, see a doc. I am diligent and I expect you to be too. Basically don't be a dick, if you want my dick. Let's be safe + respectful.

Now back to the monster
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by clncutla on 12 Aug, 2019
    Trusted RentMen Client since 09 Aug, 2009

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by mebythesea on 10 Aug, 2019
    Trusted RentMen Client since 14 Apr, 2019

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Outcall
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Marklar on 20 May, 2019
    Trusted RentMen Client since 20 Aug, 2018

    Time Spent: 3 hours
    Ambience: Relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by massageformuscle on 17 Dec, 2018
    Trusted RentMen Client since 04 Aug, 2015

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by LeTsHope on 27 Jul, 2018
    Trusted RentMen Client since 29 Jun, 2016

    Time Spent: Overnight
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by LAbuns on 20 Apr, 2018
    Trusted RentMen Client since 06 Sep, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Outcall
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by WorthJayson on 17 Dec, 2017
    Trusted RentMen Client since 02 May, 2016

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Average

    Reviewed by Jaysonrn on 16 Sep, 2017
    Trusted RentMen Client since 09 Mar, 2016

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Outcall
    Are Photos Accurate? No they are not
    Recommend? No, I don't think so
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by maidforu on 31 Aug, 2017
    Trusted RentMen Client since 25 Apr, 2017

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by NotAthenaAddams on 24 Jan, 2017
    Trusted RentMen Client since 02 Dec, 2016

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Outcall
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by WestsideGuy on 20 Nov, 2016
    Trusted RentMen Client since 16 Oct, 2011

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by WestsideGuy on 30 Oct, 2016
    Trusted RentMen Client since 16 Oct, 2011

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by asscunt on 21 Aug, 2016
    Trusted RentMen Client since 16 Feb, 2008

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Rlbhair on 29 May, 2016
    Trusted RentMen Client since 03 Mar, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by arrond on 11 Mar, 2016
    Trusted RentMen Client since 17 Feb, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by happyback on 28 Oct, 2015
    Trusted RentMen Client since 06 Dec, 2009

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by MaverickLA on 24 Sep, 2015
    Trusted RentMen Client since 25 Sep, 2015

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely

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