RentMen:
Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?
WholesomeGuy:
I can't have guns around because I have kids, so when I go running after dark, I have a machete or hachet that I strap to my back. Anyone who tries to smear this queer gonna get to feel a sharp blade up on their neck.
RentMen:
What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
WholesomeGuy:
Shoot. I can even think of what to put here. I'm so unique I'm over it. You know those SNL skits where Kristen Wiig is Penelope? That's pretty much me with unique. Many many times I wish I weren't so unique.
RentMen:
What should others absolutely know about you?
WholesomeGuy:
I once stole an awesome blanket off a train in Europe. Don't judge.
RentMen:
What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?
WholesomeGuy:
I'm equally comfortable with deadly serious, empathetic, and off-the-chain hilarious. I'm the kind of person who can find humor in the darkest places, yet still acknowledge deep pain appropriately. Hey, that's a decent answer!
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