A: I thought the movie Interstellar was bad. It was just Matthew Mcconaughey making a dumb face for like 400 hours.
A: I take great pleasure in seeing tourist that think the Las Vegas airport is a place you can walk to from The Strip. Especially when they have roller suitcases.
A: My diet is Descovy and people tell me that I am a fast walker but I think they are just slow.
A: - Hot sauce
- Men
- Moisturizer
- Oxygen
- Water
A: One time I met Hillary Clinton at a petting zoo
A: I always empty the motherfuckin lint trap whenever I use the drier and i always put the motherfuckin shopping cart back when im done at the grocery store
A: Over think and contemplate my life choices
A: What the hell is a niche?
A: I would tell you that I dont want to get sunburnt now hand me the god damn sun screen before I melt.