Come to the altar and worship at the foot of a god
There is no substitute for a real man. If that is what you seek the imposters will never satisfy. The most addictive drug is testosterone. The type that lingers in the air and on your tongue long after. Leave the stresses at life at the door and get lost in mounds of muscle succumb to the hard steel that overcomes you. All men are not created equal and when that becomes apparent there is nothing else you can do but worship. Bring your skills and talent and enter the gladiator's coliseum.