A: That as long as i have a dick u allways have a place to sit.
A: Guitar, guitar naked, jerk off and guitar, jerk off and eat chettos, macho moe and long walks on the beach while jerking off 😁
A: I allways cup the balls...
A: Everything....
A: I strive to make all experiences the best they can be but anytime i can make some laugh or feel better when there down allways take to cake and then take some dick ha
A: Oh im defently my own speacial brand of "that guy" never afraid to be the only one in the room laughing or afraid to ask a question.
A: Geez tuff crowd im funny ok well at least my dog thinks so.....also ill make it feel like 9 inches lol
A: I can have a boner and still have a sense of humor lol
A: Allways down for adventure or random road trip but mostly at home jerking off and eating cheetos.
A: I dont miss meals and never met a cake i didnt abuse..lol
A: I dont have a "lifestyle " i style life!!
A: I can write with my toes lol text too jk
A: That i dont drink wine and that theres sand in my sandwhich...
A: That i suck a mean dick lol nice ones too!!!
A: That i got jokes lol funny guy here... tell your friends 😉
A: Sex,food,sleep,humor,repeat...