And on the 7th day God created Baxter

Don't call it a come back gentleman, well I suppose in retrospect there would be few situations better defined as a come back than this one. For those of you who are not familiar with me the name is Baxter Boyd and it is my distinct pleasure to make your acquaintance. I was pretty popular on here up until last year I disappeared.

I had embarked on a spiritual journey in the hopes of achieving Dicklightenment. The journey began near the foothills of Nepal where I would meet Master So'long Slong the man who would eventually be the gay Yoda to my Luke Skywalker. He took me to the Temple of the One Eyed Snake where I began to undergo the process of Dicklightenment. Upon achieving that state my dick was blessed with magical powers that made it as hard as Iron and glow like the sun. They called me Iron Dong. They even made a documentary about it on Netflix called Iron Fist. Iron Dong tested poorly with focus groups so Iron Fist it became, regardless that show is a bibliography on my dong!