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texpig's Pornstar Interview

My Pornstar Interview
Actually, can’t do magic. But I endeavor to craft an experience that will be a refreshing break from the ho hum of everyday. Or something that will asymptotically approach that (for those mathematically incllined).
Q: Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?

A: He’s pretty smart. As that he can't resist revealing one more thing....

Q: What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?

A: Electronics, amateur woodworking, and cooking (I make a great turkey stock) In my apart time, my skin is taking on a burnished character, by my frequent desire to rub one off... I do like the erotic arts, leap where my love of engineering bumps up against a healthy lump of silicone: as a result, ”teledildonics” is a fun word in my linguistic arsenal, mainly because it seems like such a fancy way of saying ”diddled by a robot.”

Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.

A: Finishing graduate studies--if you engage in scholarly pursuits, it is nice to finally start applying that knowledge to fill the bank account!

Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?

A: Two feet atop a step stool. That's enough crowd out-standing. Everyone is special in some way, so allow others in the crowd to shine, too. I don't have to be the ”most awesome” anything. I can stand out by being me. (Credit that to 1970s era Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers)

Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?

A: My personality. Having a nice cock does help full out the package.

Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?

A: I am focused when I need to be and meticulous sometimes to a fault. That said, during the periods between these hyper-focused states--I can be a couch potato

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?

A: Unfortunately my career has made me an opportunist when it comes.to diet and exercise--I eat when I can, and brisk walks do double duty to ensure domestic tranquility (with the dog) and to keep me (or at least my legs)firm and fit.

Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: I have an offbeat sense of humor. Less neurotic than Woody Allen, and without the Soon-Yi.

Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: My iPhone, my Mac, Elbow Grease Lube, stretchy gym shorts and of course, the love of my dog.

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Location: Dallas, TX
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