Q: What should others absolutely know about you?
A: I am real and my pictures are all recent.
Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
A: I can be an asshole but I've been told I have a heart of gold.
Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?
A: I have a nice full beard, and I smell good.
Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?
A: People like my confidence, personality, and good looks.
Q: What do you do for fun?
A: I play competitive 2v2 volleyball. I go to the movie theater at least twice a month.