A: Probably not a whole lot considering I don't know anything about you. Seriously, I have no idea who you are aside from being my interviewer!
A: I'm a creature of comfort who desires a life of leisure - and I will work myself into the GROUND in order to achieve that.
A: Only a couple times a year and I really should do it more often. I did a lot of traveling as a kid and it kind of exhausted my wanderlust. But I'm also wary of being stagnant.
A: One thing that our interconnected modern society has completely disabused me of is the notion that anyone can ever be unique. I have already encountered multiple doppelgangers.
A: Well, masturbation, of course! You meant that literally, right?
A: Oxygen, water, food, shelter, and most importantly, an in-unit washer/dryer. Sorry but that whole laundry room thing just does not cut it!