adhesivewombat's Pornstar Interview

My Pornstar Interview
If you were hunting for either of those two items on this website, I'm going to have to quote Ghandhi when I say-
"totes adorbs."
Either he or Saint Teresa I don't remember/ they're pretty much indistinguishable.
Anyway, there are lots of dudes on this website more aesthetically appealing however good luck finding somebody who's a better fuck than I am. There's a good reason why all of my reviews are five stars.
Anyway, stop overthinking and just send me a text. Stay safe, see you in church
Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: That I am only happy as long as I am learning.

Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?

A: We are mirrors of one another.

Q: What is your specialty?

A: Authenticity

Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?

A: I've never striven to be a part of it. Conforming to some bullshit norm for the approval of a bunch of people who dont care if you live or die is not really indicative of someone completely dialed in, is it?

Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?

A: Setting myself on fire in order to keep other people warm. Its a type of geniutarded superpower.

Q: What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?

A: Sharpen jarts

Q: Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?

A: I am unimpressed by honorifics and titles, by opulence or the appearance thereof. why would anyone want to hang out with people who were?
This life is about actions, not stupid placating platitudes.

Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?

A: Followers? That's funny.

Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?

A: Travel is imperative because it shows you ways of thinking that heretofore never would have been even imaginable

Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.

A: getting a cease-and-desist letter from the Church of Scientology

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?

A: Cigarettes, 4:20, and lots of sex

Q: What should others absolutely know about you?

A: If your sarcasm detector is broken you just might think I'm an asshole

Q: What do you do for fun?

A: Writer

Q: How do you go the 'Extra Mile' in your life?

A: By assiduously hating on terms like extra mile

Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?

A: the older I get the more acutely aware I am of how little I know about pretty much everything

Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: Wit, weed, paper and pen and books.

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