A: I'm an open book, and we'll happily tell you about any of the sort of details of my life. But words are cheap, and I'd much rather be riding you😘
A: Cum, fiance, side boyfriend, cat memes, alcohol.
A: If you give me margarita mix from a can I will die.
I may be small but I can and will send you to meet your maker if you think you can take advantage of me.
A: My hobby is dick and the finding of more dick.
A: I will fight God for you
A: Hookup, nerd shit, day drinking
A: Reaching my current record of 22 loads in one night.. anyone want to help me break it?
A: I'm immortal and my ass will go for days
A: Understanding, kindness, forgiveness, insatiable hunger for the seed of man.
A: Masculine pocket twink witch
A: I will go anywhere for the right reasons. My ideal night occurs outside of my home, and preferably inside yours.
A: Steady diet of cum bourbon and memes.
But for real I can cook damn well.
A: hole life best life
A: I'm very sweet kinda blunt, and get attached easily. If I like you I'm hard to get rid of, if I don't like you you will know.
A: I will fight God
A: My adorable attitude and endless depth