Connection companion

Oh hi!

Happy, easygoing, well educated fella here. From companionship and conversation to cooking and cuddling, erotic massage to making out... let's find out what makes us both smile. Open to lots of scenes. Ever fantasize about breeding a copy editor? No? Well what about a copy editor who's also good at math?

Best way to reach me is via text or to call. Fair warning: I answer my phone as deep and bassey as I can. My goal is Johnny Cash. It's an old habit from before my voice changed when people calling my house mistook me for my mom.

She's an amazing woman. Fact.

Fetishes - mine, not my mom's - include pits (I don't wear deodorant), and big noses. Open to kinks. Love athletic gear... And oh! I just started wearing athletic socks. If you want a used pair, let me know and I can bring with.

100% Vers: my favorite is being in the middle.

I enjoy ing and take pride in my work. I quit my career at a household name company due to a misalignment between my skill sets/passions and the suit/tie/desk life. Now my travel companion and I drive around North America exploring, camping, hiking, getting lost, getting found, and getting life.

I'm very fortunate to be living my dream, but I do rely on y'all for your generous support.

BOTTOM LINE: ing is currently my primary source of income. I take it seriously. You pay for our time together. Time: our most precious personal resource. I'll respect and honor yours. I kindly ask that you respect mine.

On that note: there's a lot of bs that comes with this gig. Anyone have a fireplace? We can make cow pie s'mores.

Final thought: I'm funnier in writing than in person (not saying much, I know). If you want to get together and pay me to banter via text, though: I'm srsly down lol jk new phone who dis?

Kindness is sexier than any huge dick, bubble butt, or six pack. Unless you're Ryan Reynolds... in which case: please stop screening my calls.

I look forward to meeting you, bro/daddy/bud/Ryan Reynolds/Gosling