A: If you mess with my home, my loved ones, or me I will absolutely end you in the worst ways. I’m not an aggressive person, but I will absolutely fight back with the fire of a thousand hells.
A: Cook, eat, care for my plants, sew, wood-work, sex, language and linguistics, art.
A: I’m always friendly and outgoing. I engage people in very active listening. It always gets noticed that I just invest very deeply in being kind and listening to everyone including strangers.
A: Cook, smoke cannabis, eat, have long philosophical debates about random stuff, feed my loved ones and friends, commune with my plant babies, explore the limits of fantasy recreation.
A: My greatest life experience is loving two wonderful people that love me back just as much. <3
A: My very very long beard, and my charismatic personality. I am QUITE gregarious.
A: Loyalty and the ability to communicate. I studied linguistics in my second undergrad, so language is my lady-jam!
A: Nurturing yet sadistic Daddy.
A: My home is my nest. I always say the second best day of a trip is the day I sleep in my own bed again. I do travel often, and love to. I’m most often flying to the west coast and Salt Lake City, but willing to discuss travel destinations anywhere. I hold a valid passport. I don’t regularly welcome people into my home space, so for meeting it’s 99.9% of the time at a garden or coffee shop. So yes. Ha ha!
A: I am VERY food-motivated. I eat a lot of from-scratch food cuz I am an excellent cook as well as a major food-lover. I walk regularly, and try to spend my days on my feet. I’m not a fitness nutter cuz I love food too much and I don’t really find that need to even be associated with the toxic gym crew.
A: I’m first and foremost queer. Nothing about me fits the stereotypical models society presents as “normal.” I don’t wear deodorant, I am a kitchen witch in spiritual practice. All of that said I am also an excellent cameleon. I can talk the talk of a linguistics professor, a religion professor, clergy, pervert, pig, and anything else you can imagine. I’m the kind of person that you can take as a date to the opera, to your grand parents’ 50th wedding celebration, and then the unmentionable things that happen between the sheets become reality later that night.
A: I have spent 15 years working in the Het-cetera community as a presenter, pro-dom, and bootblack. That gives me a very special skill set to make a LOT of fantasies become realities because I have a deep understanding of risks and rewards for ALL genders. This also brings me to a recent exploration into how I could be open to being with a woman for the first time. Tee hee. I truly think the sky is the limit.
A: To be very honest this is almost impossible for me to answer. I find myself going down all sorts of personal rabbit hole stories depending on where the person(s) I’m with inspire me to talk about. Every conversation I have is tailored to the experiences I’m having at that very moment, but I guarantee I have some kind of “old man” story I will attach along with it!
A: Two things. One: I am NOT shy about sex and have ZERO boundaries of what is allowed to be discussed in public. Therefore I need to know if you are uncomfortable with me saying things like butt-sex in line at the local coffee shop. Two: I am a very heavy cannabis user, and make no excuses. I have ZERO tolerance for shaming perspectives and language around cannabis use. Naturally medicating the self how a person finds works best for them is a hill I will die on.
A: I love my ability to reclaim my past. I’m unreligious and agnostic, but I LOVE to keep mystical rituals and routines. I have all kinds of myths I love and symbols of deities both real-world and otherwise that fuel my sense of joy and magick in the world that used to be so cruelly regulated by hateful Xtianity. I am HIGHLY SPIRITUAL and yet very very unreligious. Also all of this is packed with a bible and theology degree from a Baptist University. Reclamation is restorative!
A: My two Loves, my plant babies (yes I am aware this is more than 5 by themselves!), a bidet, my own kitchen. These are not negotiable, not extractable from my life, and threatening them WILL get you on a very very short list of people I will do anything to ruin. What?!?! I’m a textbook Scorpio! ;-)