A: You wouldn't even believe me if I told you.

A: I teeter between professional wrestling shape (a squared circle?) and chemo patient with a month to live. Radiating hope but scarfing sugar, I eat recreations of classics only americana gluttony could inspire-but with a heathy eye on my plate of lettuce which is not a salad but also not instead of the bun. I like buns. I pick off the seeds and plant them but I don't really follow them strictly so they grow up to be rather disobedient and stubborn but always trying to be healthier than average but able to digest nickel shavings and diet caffeine-riddled anything. I can adapt. to different brands of Caramel, I mean.

Seriously I try to eat a variety and learn to cook what I desire -but a lot of greens and ...breakfast are usually like the Polkaroo for me. Never-bean scene.

And ill take a side of lets work out and get hot and sweaty, for 1k please.

A: Wood that make this a traiting post?

A: Um...

With a crocodile, obviously. Only it can’t be crying. That’s Ballin’ Thats not an extra mile...
thats barely even a Green Mile...although the Green d’Nile could be crocodile tear-itory for sure (oar knot) and we may never even get reel enough to tell by this tale or measure where extra begins.

What a croc! Country crock! I Cant believe its not...a gator.
Holy Shoes its even wearing a rubber for crying out loud!

Sadly, He Tear ya a new one! Leather it be on land, sea or air, a mile is a mile! and after-while, seeing a crying lying crocodile cry for a while-
Id rather pull its teeth to sea whats beneath and then watch him try to smile.

Shit like that.
No one else would make up a stupid crocodile mile story in this section (I Pray)
So my answer is...in ways that may or may not make sense to others at the time ...and do what others don't do.

Read this far.

A: Read. Write. Travel. Explore. Laugh. Joke. Play Music. Experiment with Cooking. Think about dudes. Sleep. Not Sleep. Make Jewellery. Learn (usually). Throw Parties and events, help others. Question 'the truth.' Dance, Paint, Draw, Stand Up Comedy, Pot & Edibles, Anything Drum n Bass related. Learn new types of Readings I never imagined I would be able to do. - So yeah blah blah blah my spare time is my SPARE time...do people really want to know about all that too?

A: Personally, Id rather not have followers That just sounds creepy, and leads to a whole slew of bad things because-we all have our personal and private lives and we manage them differently. Either way, we should all respect each other in that manor. I cant help but get a bit personal If I am to connect with a person in all the ways that are available and that will sometimes 'pop up' over other intentions...which is completely fine, and actually usually much more needed to the clients' well-being at that time.

A: The Beach is my favourite place, so depending on how comfortable we have already gotten, I might talk about how blessed we must be to be siting on this beautiful beach! With all this good food, good fortune and good feeling and how that I used to be so far from here, every moment feels like it could contain the next miracle. So I am super nervous that something huge may happen. Because odds are, it will.

I wonder if it's an erection or an epiphany? I'd maybe be proud of what we were about to embark upon, a chance at transformation and healing and/or really mindblowing ...contact! While we utilize the true powers of the beach, and make it even 'moorrrrrre' rewarding; by opening each other up. Reminding each other not to take anything for granted, we have a time on the sands that is so epic it is impossible to forget, ever.

And then I'd probably belch, fart, or do something embarrassing..

A: -F*ck
-Count my blessings
-Shop underwear and shoes (!!)
-Travel
-Research. (‘truths’/Follow ‘trails’)
-Eat vegetables
-Create deliciously bad puns
-Write songs / poems / stories / jokes / ads / concepts / wrongs
-Wrestle

A: My unique combination of interests plays a big part in my lifestyle choices - some of which are paradoxical ...

I am a world class wrestler, porn-star, dj/producer, author and a talented medium that can heal with my bare hands & breath (so can you).

I can party with the best of them (been a rave and club dj for over 15 years) and also acquired a vast spiritual & healing side.

Sexual Health is sexy, but so is sexual deviance and it's fun too-
learning and teaching, healing our painful pasts/traumas are all very important to me, and always play a part on our connections so no matter what I do, Im always willing to assist others in these areas, as well as work on my own.

I Love having fun, letting loose, creating a high vibration environment and setting the stage for awesomeness to have had occoured.

Being consumed by lust, expanding sexual freedoms, exploration, truth -seeking, and researching are all very important keys and influencing my lifestyle. But I have no f'n idea what you would call that.

A: I bring a lot to the table, and I am more than “worth it.”

A: The amount of abilities & gifts I have to help others, and not taking things too seriously. Including myself.

A: Does that mean physically FROM the crowd or what sets me apart from others?

My spiritual abilities, my integrity, my scent, and maybe my shoes.

A: The Daughter of my sister?

Wait that sounds wrong. Or...could be taken the wrong way!
So did that.
Its actually a Niche & Nephew joke.
Really.

It would definitely be the sweat and armpit thing. Also I’m a trained fighter/wrestler as well as a Reiki & Bio Energy Master Practitioner so I can hurt or heal...

A: I love to travel, If I could live 'on the road' or be traveling constantly I would enjoy that very much. If I get to experience somewhere new very frequently, I am at my happiest.

A: I am a genuinely caring guy with a good, strong heart and someone who has the capacity to hold space for others to be who they are, and to be very in touch with what others need on many levels, many more than others think possible.

A: Playing with Words
Music
Caramel
Death
Sense of Humour
Counting Past 5 (Cards)