A: I have an unusual job
A: My phone number +19172076811. Call this boy up and put the “call” and “boy” in [redacted].
A: Answer cute questionnaires in an effort to get you to look at my profile and call me before you finish yourself off on my pictures. If I'm shameless enough to touch this interview, just imagine what I'd be willing to do for you.
A: A sharp tongue and enough cheek to keep it in
A: Don't worry, I suffer
A: Oh man. You're looking at it.
A: The price! I give myself a very generous discount
A: 1. The knowledge that I'm less self-satisfied than anyone who thought it was clever to answer this question with "A, E, I, O, and U"
4. YOU!!! <3
5. The ability to sell any lie with enough repetition