Patrickfunboy's Reviews

Patrickfunboy's Pornstar Reviews
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🔷 Muscular, masculine, & hairy.
🔷 Strong hands, big smile, & warm heart. ❤️
💪 Gym active five days a week. 💪
🔷 Approachable, easy-going, friendly, non-judgmental, and discreet.
🔷 Experienced & diverse in all abilities.
🔷 Trained & fully equipped to give proper full-body massages.
🔷 Host or travel by the hour.
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✈️ Well-traveled to 80+ countries. 🌎
🎓 MBA educated small business owner with Midwestern hospitality & charm.

✅ Fully vaccinated against COVID-19.
✅ Active on PrEP, HIV/STD negative, and regularly tested for all STDs.
⛔️ No hard drugs or partying. Never. 👎
⛔️ Serious only.


Cash only. Please let me know if you have any questions. I look forward to meeting you!
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Brian_D on 25 Jun, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 08 Dec, 2019

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Kinkytravelbear on 26 May, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 09 Mar, 2008

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by beaverhousen on 19 May, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 07 Apr, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Montanawood on 12 May, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 09 Aug, 2019

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by funinseattle on 13 May, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 08 Feb, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Runwithme on 26 Apr, 2022
    New RentMen Client since 27 Apr, 04:15

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Bstnsl on 17 Apr, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 19 Oct, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by dynamiteginger on 17 Apr, 2022
    New RentMen Client since 17 Apr, 15:20

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by bos_mjm on 14 Apr, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 03 Oct, 2017

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Outcall
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Woodinhollywood on 31 Mar, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 08 Mar, 2017

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by romeowbravo on 17 Mar, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 05 Apr, 2021

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Koloherascall on 05 Mar, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 07 Apr, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Keokeo on 04 Mar, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 26 Nov, 2019

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Darkservant on 28 Feb, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 07 Feb, 23:47

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by romeowbravo on 24 Feb, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 05 Apr, 2021

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Flavor on 24 Feb, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 20 Nov, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by KentuckyMutt on 20 Feb, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 12 Mar, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by OneInNeed on 31 Jan, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 24 Oct, 2017

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by randepants on 27 Jan, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 10 Nov, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Bruceeevans on 18 Jan, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 25 May, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Outcall
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Genoxid on 13 Jan, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 13 Aug, 2021

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Cochise on 09 Jan, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 06 Dec, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by emperorsf on 08 Jan, 2022
    Trusted RentMen Client since 26 Jun, 2011

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Buttyes on 30 Dec, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 21 Aug, 2019

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by ScubaDaddy on 11 Dec, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 13 Sep, 2021

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by KyleScott on 10 Dec, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 15 Aug, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by dana_melvoin on 17 Oct, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 23 May, 2021

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by ScubaDaddy on 24 Oct, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 13 Sep, 2021

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by karlbdaniel on 24 Oct, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 15 Feb, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by HIdave on 20 Oct, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 28 Nov, 2015

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by KyleScott on 17 Oct, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 15 Aug, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Washingtonman on 27 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 14 Sep, 2010

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by manhood on 26 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 11 May, 2013

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by ZeusGodGuy on 26 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 04 Nov, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by AllmyMEN on 25 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 01 Jan, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by bignickpdx on 22 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 31 Dec, 2018

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by southerntopboy on 13 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 02 Dec, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Outcall
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by timothyg on 05 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 26 Sep, 2009

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by gucciegoo on 04 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 01 Mar, 2019

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Napoliano on 31 Aug, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 15 Nov, 2018

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Washingtonman on 16 Aug, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 14 Sep, 2010

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by PDXZach on 12 Aug, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 12 Aug, 2021

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Chill_now on 10 Aug, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 16 Jun, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by fortravel on 06 Aug, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 24 Dec, 2015

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by BobPrais on 05 Aug, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 30 Jun, 2019

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by hottdad on 27 Jul, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 06 Nov, 2018

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Outcall
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by DanielWilliam on 22 Jul, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 15 Sep, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Sfotola on 13 Jul, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 04 May, 2021

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Bilittlemarried on 19 Jun, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 24 May, 2021

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by dana_melvoin on 12 Jun, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 23 May, 2021

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely

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