Patrickfunboy's Reviews

Patrickfunboy's Pornstar Reviews
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✅ Active on PrEP, HIV/STD negative, and regularly tested for all STDs.
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  • Excellent

    Reviewed by HIdave on 20 Oct, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 28 Nov, 2015

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by KyleScott on 17 Oct, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 15 Aug, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Washingtonman on 27 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 14 Sep, 2010

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by manhood on 26 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 11 May, 2013

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by ZeusGodGuy on 26 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 04 Nov, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by AllmyMEN on 25 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 01 Jan, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by bignickpdx on 22 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 31 Dec, 2018

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by southerntopboy on 13 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 02 Dec, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Outcall
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by timothyg on 05 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 26 Sep, 2009

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by gucciegoo on 04 Sep, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 01 Mar, 2019

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Napoliano on 31 Aug, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 15 Nov, 2018

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Washingtonman on 16 Aug, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 14 Sep, 2010

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by PDXZach on 12 Aug, 2021
    New RentMen Client since 12 Aug, 05:24

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Chill_now on 10 Aug, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 16 Jun, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by fortravel on 06 Aug, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 24 Dec, 2015

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by BobPrais on 05 Aug, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 30 Jun, 2019

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by hottdad on 27 Jul, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 06 Nov, 2018

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Outcall
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by DanielWilliam on 22 Jul, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 15 Sep, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Sfotola on 13 Jul, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 04 May, 21:25

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Bilittlemarried on 19 Jun, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 24 May, 23:03

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by dana_melvoin on 12 Jun, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 23 May, 00:11

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by KyleScott on 11 Jun, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 15 Aug, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Vitattus on 07 Jun, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 05 Aug, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Flavor on 05 Jun, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 20 Nov, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by nattydad on 29 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 15 Dec, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by DaveFlorida on 29 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 08 Aug, 2020

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by AZ_Guy on 22 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 03 Feb, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Liveinmoment on 21 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 10 Jan, 2018

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Ruffboy on 21 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 25 Apr, 23:50

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by CapricornCy on 22 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 19 Nov, 2020

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Brexit on 14 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 26 Feb, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Mickelbeast on 14 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 29 Dec, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Montanawood on 08 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 09 Aug, 2019

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by anthme on 09 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 21 Jul, 2019

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by RDhot on 09 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 15 Feb, 2017

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by baschef on 07 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 11 Aug, 2019

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Brian_D on 06 May, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 08 Dec, 2019

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by KentuckyMutt on 25 Apr, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 12 Mar, 2020

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Aonetime
    Trusted RentMen Client since 19 Jul, 2020

    Great ambiance, respectful, sexy, fun couple. I was well taken care of.

    Verified review for online services.
    Patrickfunboy

    Patrickfunboy Replied on 21 Apr, 09:42

    Thank you for your five-star review!

  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Plantgeek on 12 Apr, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 21 Mar, 07:10

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Berkhead on 10 Apr, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 19 Feb, 2020

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Outcall
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Myfuntymz on 06 Apr, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 01 Mar, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Hernandez on 03 Apr, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 02 Oct, 2016

    Time Spent: 2 hours
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Chill_now on 29 Mar, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 16 Jun, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Kdpatt on 28 Mar, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 23 Mar, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Chill_now on 25 Mar, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 16 Jun, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by kywill on 13 Mar, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 06 Aug, 2016

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Everymore on 12 Mar, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 27 Dec, 2020

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by PrepBottomDaddy on 09 Mar, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 18 Jul, 2018

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely
  • Excellent

    Reviewed by Discreetdude on 04 Mar, 2021
    Trusted RentMen Client since 18 Dec, 2012

    Time Spent: 1 hour
    Ambience: Very relaxing
    Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are
    Recommend? Yes, definitely

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