STRAIGHT ALPHA

Grad student in Manhattan doing my Master’s degree online. I’m straight, but BORED and lonely. I need to meet new people. I am soooo tired of dating insufferable hot girls. Most are selfish with little regard for hardworking men. I don’t even get a “thanks for dinner,” anymore. In bedroom, it’s not worth risking my DOMINANCE KINK (choke, slap, spit, demean). I can either give you a professional MASSAGE in my luxury studio near Columbia University; or—if you’re a true sub/slave—you can engage the ALPHA MILITARY JOCK. Let me know if SMELLY is your thing. I’ve had several guys ask for this! I won’t shower after gym. I get a kick (pun intended) out of someone worshipping my big stinky FEET, haha! One guy even wanted me to STOMP him and FART in his face! Ewww, how EMBARRASSING hahaha! He was so happy, though. Can also play DOCTOR. I have my stethoscope and reflex hammer. Have a friend who asked for this when I do his medication injections. (I’m in healthcare.) A college buddy is sometimes around to HAZE initiates into our FRATERNITY. Alpha Kappa Beta (get it?). The last photo is a borracho we initiated down in Mexico. 🤣 Joking! That dude was passed out drunk during SPRING BREAK. We still LAUGH about it. A guy from here paid our trip down there. He HOSTED us in his luxury time share. That was a FUN TRIP. Would be great to have another TRAVEL COMPANION. A retired colonel used to take me on a few CELEBRITY CRUISES each year. But he’s in a retirement home now. LIFE IS SHORT. Enjoy it! I usually WINTER somewhere WARM like Bali or Mexico. Always nice to have local contacts.