...but I mean...

Are you perhaps a bit tired of these humdrum boys who look great on paper but can’t converse their way out of a paper bag? Dull? I get it.

Enter, Me.

A college educated, responsible lad here with a full-time day job and a non-entitled mentality. I believe that good manners, compassion, class and humility create a perfect gentleman.

Leave those cliche, mechanical boys to the curb. I offer authentic experiences where you won’t feel like anything is forced or dragged . Let’s talk about WWII, or the Fall of Rome, or Stalin. Let’s hike the Mogollon Rim, spend an overnight in Havasu, or just Netflix with a bag of chips and your dog.

Ladies, don't be shy, either - especially if you like anal/pegging/MMF - or if you just need a preppy lad in butt hugging chinos to take to your event.

Former college frat boy and athlete here. Masculine, with a deep voice and not afraid to get a li'l dirt on my boots.