A: All the rumors are true.
A: SaltLife.
A: Mentally prepare for shots when we agree to one drink at the bar.
A: His name is Beaulivard, he saved my life.
A: Never, can’t afford it. There is nothing I want to do more than to see the world, with my pup of course.
A: I used to square up with guys who call gays the F-word, 5-0. Pick on someone your own size. 😙
A: “The chances of you seeing me skinny dipping in the ocean making dolphin noises while flopping back and forth in the air are extremely high if I get two bottles of cab in me.”
A: I started living after I realized that Misery only accompanies those who are whole. Pass it forward.