HungSchmuck's Pornstar Interview

My Pornstar Interview
Hairy chested, educated, affectionate, and impossibly nice. Always goes the extra mile. Approachable masculine and forthcoming. I can get into older, younger, tall, short, small, big, up, and down guys. Really great on the top bunk. Easy-going, laid-back, and high drive kinda guy. More than just a big dick, but definitely not above using what I’ve got. Great with newbies. Check my tags!
Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: Witch Hazel
Beard brush
The perfect white T shirt
(Owen Pallett)
Dentyne Ice (the black one)

Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?

A: I don’t believe in god, in heaven or hell, or anything except the power of the human intuition. We are exceptional creatures put upon this planet. We disenchant ourselves and resign our power to piety and ghosts.

Your legacy is all you can leave behind, wisdom if you’re lucky. Being forgotten by time isn’t shameful, be proud, and conscious that you are present.

Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?

A: “Nice” is such a bland overused word. But Im truly a kind man, I have a serious soft spot for those who are giving too

I grow a very dense thick beard. Seriously I can hide things in it. (I groom it meticulously)

Q: What is your specialty?

A: I’ve never studied for anything in my life
And I’ve never received less than an A- on any test I’ve ever taken.


That’s really nerdy but I’m pretty proud of it.

Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?

A: Constantly. In New York at least once a month. Serious case of wanderlust.

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?

A: Pfft regimen? Did you just read about the bread? I stay very active other ways though, constantly have a project going at my house or a friends. I’m very good with a mitre saw and a screwdriver.

Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?

A: I’m ridiculously optimistic, but I don’t believe in karma. The universe is not out to get you- for better or worse. I live each and every day with the belief that today was a little better than yesterday. That human nature is inherently good, but is often shadowed by the more unfavorable traits such as greed, hate, or wastefulness. It is ok that these exist- as long as we remain acutely cognizant of them. Some might call it balance.

To be less ideological, or introspective: not a morning person here, tried that for a while, just can’t do it.

Loathe traffic, but love driving. Huge car guy here. And before you ask, I drive a Subaru with an interesting backstory!

I only cook in cast iron on the stove and I’m a great bread baker. I have a tasty sourdough starter should anyone want some.

I’m a water sign (Scorpio😏) and while I’m not one for most non-science based lore, I find horoscopes and signs fascinating. Scorpio rising and Gemini moon as well.

Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?

A: Sometimes I can come off as intimidating, but my inner monologue is sometimes that fat, awkward, pimpled, metal-mouth teenager i once was. I’ve just got a dash more confidence now. We all have a story to share, and everyone you meet has a lesson for you. I always try to remain as unassuming as possible.

Q: What should others absolutely know about you?

A: I’m an open book about anything. If I can help out in some way I always will. I won’t say there’s no such thing as a stupid question because, well there is…but I’m weak in the knees for curiosity.

Also, I’m super handy. I can fix anything if fiddle with it long enough.

Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: I’m selfless. Almost to the point of self detriment.

HungSchmuck

Location: Providence, RI
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