HairyMuscleDad's Pornstar Interview

My Pornstar Interview
Just a friendly, hairy Dad with a big ,thick ,HOG
I‘m your Football Coach who caught you looking at his massive bulge and keeps you after practice for some discipline .Your hung Dad who found your stash of gay porn and comes into your room to have a "talk" with you. The hot cop who caught you jerkin off in your car and then...
Hell , maybe all you really need is sweet , big hearted Dad with a deep voice and a nice hairy chest for you to lay your head on.
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Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: sex, flannel shirts , a dog , a greasy burger and a witty comeback

Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?

A: My level of patience and understanding .

Q: What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?

A: I’m my spare time I like to walk around NYC and observe everything around me without having my face buried in a cell phone, it’s great excercise and you learn SO much . Plus I get off when a handsome guy looks at me and smiles as we pass.

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?

A: I workout 6 days a week and eat whatever I want .

Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?

A: I’ve never solely relied on my physical attributes to make someone’s fantasy a reality . I work hard and I take my role seriously. No, I’m not curing cancer , but I provide an amazing , connected , and passionate experience for the men who put their trust in me .

Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?

A: I would say life doesn’t get better than this . Also that I’ve lived my life so far as honesty as I could and I don’t feel the need to leave any “legacy” but that I would like people to remember me and say “ yea he was a good guy “

Q: How do you go the 'Extra Mile' in your life?

A: I’m the guy who needs everyone around him to be happy and feel good about themselves . To that end I will do just about anything to make that happen .

Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.

A: Having the honor to participate in Carnaval in Saô Paulo , Brasil in 1996 as part of a samba school. It was without a doubt the most unabashedly joyful experience I’ve ever had . I still have the costume , feathers and all .

Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: I enjoy the fact that I look for good in everyone I meet . I don’t get bogged down by negativity and I always strive to live my life by the “ Golden Rule “

HairyMuscleDad

Location: Palm Springs, CA
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