A: If somehow I could learn how to idle at content. accelerate to happy and deccelerate to humble, I will live forever.
A: I love sex (duh), reading non-fiction ( except during sex most of the time), and playing practical jokes.
A: I strive to admit My shortcomings and whenever possible, make it up to those I've slighted.
A: What don't I do for fun? I like to flirt with disaster for shits and giggles. Also, I tend to air on the side of irreverence, not for shock value, but because I find it therapeutic not to repress myself.
A: Graduating college
A: I dont know specifically but friends, family, and strangers alike say I'm unique in a way they can't describe. ( I am convinced that the term "je ne sais quoi " is actually code for "clumsy but endearing", shhh!)
A: I'm intelligent, genuine and incredibly sexual, but there's a slightly endearing clumsiness that keeps my sense of humor intact
A: I love fetishes and all things that vibrate. I used to do BDSM shows in NYC
and even worked at an S&M restaurant
A: I travel often however I enjoy entertaining at home whenever possible.
A: I used to work out everyday, but I broke a toe and a finger, so while they are healing I go 3x week. I realized it was becoming a chore and I felt way too guilty whenever I’d skip a day. As for food, I try not to think about it too much, but I usually stop eating when I’m full. That’s half the battle.
A: I am a free spirit floatjng in a microcosm living on a ball of carbon in a sea of floating balls. It's rather poetic if poetry were a bit more scientific.
A: I like to eat ice cream all day long standing in a specific position in the kitchen. It tastes better straight out if the container and never outside the kitchen, otherwise I’ll forget about it and it will melt. It's where I go when I'm sad . When the world seems cold, ice cream is colder 😉
A: I would probably get sidetracked by my ADD and start nerding out about physics or anything that is really interesting, but seems to be an odd choice of subject matter given the setting. My brain wakes up at a different time than everyone else’s and I'm reasonably sure it snores lol.
A: That people who know me laugh at the things I do when I think no one is looking. I've been told ( on numerous occasions by various people) that I should have my own theme song.
A: That I always try to be happy.
A: Sex, porn, ice cream, chocolate, internet,