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Derail's Pornstar Interview

My Pornstar Interview
In fact I'm not even a bear! I've never even been in a porn, nor have I ever been a go-go boy. Actually, I haven't been a boy of any kind for a long while! What I am is the kind of very attractive man you can bring home to mom and dad...if thats what you need. (God, I hope its not what you need!) I'm the guy you can take to a play then later discuss character motivations and scene transitions. I can be humorous and hold conversations with doctors about aseptic surgical technique while using the correct fork, at the same time mind you, and you never have to worry about embarrassment. I'm also the guy who knows how to make you feel good being you. I'm the guy you wont ever forget taking to bed. My favorite part! Meeting companions was born out of necessity, I stuck around because I liked it. Very reasonable rates, just ask.... **90% bottom/10% top** **On Prep** **1st two hours each 175-- every hour thereafter 150**
Q: Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?

A: Sometimes I pick the wrong things.

Q: How do you go the 'Extra Mile' in your life?

A: I schedule a 10 mile run and I do 11.

Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?

A: My talent for denial is only equalled by my inability to tell lies.

Q: What do you do for fun?

A: I go see comedy shows and lots of theater...

Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.

A: The best experience I've had in life..in one answer?? Get real!! Impossible. But just right off the top of my head- the day I got to meet Phyllis Diller. I didn't just bump into her in a restaurant and got a chance to hug her neck....I got to go to her house in Brentwood, I hung out there for a few hours and I mostly just sat and chatted with Mrs Diller the whole time. It was magical and something I'll never forget. RIP Phyllis...

Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?

A: My DNA. I've been told that I have a very specific and rare set of DNA sequences that are unlike anybody else's! I'm very unique.

Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?

A: My dream is to travel the world. But as far as the US, I've seen and done everything I care to do (except Key West, just haven't made it yet!) so the only place I ever go now is NYC! My getaway is NYC and I'll catch 6 shows in 5 or five days..and thats it. Thats what makes me happy. Doesn't take much now that I'm no longer a kid!

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?

A: I'm that annoying person that always forgets to eat! My eating habits are horrible by most people's standards. I'm just not hungry until late in the day because after I eat, I get sooo lazy!

Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?

A: I believe faith is the strongest ability we posses. Our beliefs make us into who we are and where we are. People discount faith because they associate it with religion. It doesn't matter what you believe...just believe in something.

Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?

A: How much I love sitting on the beach drinking wine with great food!

Q: What should others absolutely know about you?

A: I am not the kind of person people dread to see coming. I live by a strict no drama rule, whether it be in my own home or from those around me.

Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: My ability to find humor even in the darkest of subjects.

Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: Theater, comedy/humor, art, animals, music

Derail

Location: New Orleans, LA
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