You deserve to be the cat who got the cream, yes?
Please call me Mate, I’ll be worth the short wait.
On thin ice I'm sliding, but I'm willing to skate.
I'm fit and lean, my health records are clean.
I massage and I knead, your pleasure, guaranteed.
I'm playful and fun, every race must be won.
When I'm good, I am good; when I'm bad, even better.
I think we could be friends, just like birds of a feather.
Conversations, poems, debates, even more
My time is expensive but you'll leave craving more.
Clearly I think; have a brain and can talk,
I love finding the things which make you tick like a clock!
A Comrade in need is a comrade, indeed.
I should be spanked for loving the naughty release
I'll let you in on a secret, an insider tip
To make sure our time has a puzzle piece fit:
Whether you’re a mutt, or a champion breed
Don't bite the hand that is there to help feed
I quite enjoy walking bad dogs on a leash.
Like kittens we’ll feed on life's cream so rich,
Call me your White Russian, or daddy's lil bitch!