C'mon . . . Common

It's interesting when you're asked to describe yourself . . .

For me, the task feels slightly burdensome. It's not because I'm boring or lack the ability to describe my appealing characteristics. Rather finding the right balance of adjectives to effectively describe my personality while remaining humble and genuine, is surprisingly difficult.

If you're still reading, awesome! I'd like to think I drew you in with preceding paragraph. If I didn't or you just skipped passed all that bullshit because you don't care (I don't blame you) and you just want details, well here you go:

I'm James. I'm far from common. I'm here to provide you with so much more than the generic entertainer. I can confidently guarantee that I'll exceed your expectations. I am good looking (face complements my body very well), muscular, educated, intelligent, and masculine.

If you're interested, please feel free to text me (prefer texting over calling). Thank you!