STRIKING VIKING for your LIKING
TOURING SOUTHEASTERN USA TOUR!! HOP ABOARD WHEN MY SHIP SAILS NEAR YOU!
ABOUT TO COCK THE BOAT IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES: (*DATES TBD)
I am in need of a few mates to help raise my mast and get my deck wet. Yaargh!
Though my exterior may be striking, you’ll find the warm and friendly Viking at the helm much to your liking.
Whether pounded or pillaged, to be plundered by Viking is well worth the billage (and with very little spillage).
V E R S A T I L E
Happy to give and/or receive.
A U T H E N T I C
100% genuine, locally sourced me.
H E R E F O R Y O U
I’ll do right by you, and do you right!
Tell me what you need!
W O R T H I T
My rates are reflective of my personal/professional experience, integrity centered practice, sense of self-worth, and a fair market rate.