A: I wouldn't be drinking wine, first of all. But I've had quite a rollercoaster of a professional life and posting this ad for services is certainly the most interesting thing I've done in years.

A: My car, my condo, my Helix video collection, my laptop, and my piano.

A: I scare a lot of people. And I don't mind that.

A: I think I already answered that, ha.

A: You'll just have to find that out for yourself.

A: I like to take film photos, play the piano, go on hikes, and do spontaneous road trips.

A: I recently climbed a volcano in Guatemala. It was incredible.

A: My physical size and my intelligence.

A: My intelligence, my physical strength, and my ability to manipulate weak men.

A: Putting weak men in their place.

A: I am quite fond of traveling.

A: I see a trainer 3x a week, do cardio 3x a week, and I count my calories and macros.

A: I abstain from alcohol. That has pretty much completely changed my life. I haven't had a drink since October 2009.

A: I have an Ivy League education and I am very good at old school film photography.

A: I have a day job I love. This is just something I'm doing because I need help getting out of debt, and I keep meeting people who are turned on by my size and strength.

A: I enjoy the size of my body. I enjoy how much I intimidate people.