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AlexandersHole's Pornstar Interview

My Pornstar Interview
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Anyone looking for that special someone to have around the holidays? I am too. hit me up:)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.

A: Tales.
He truly was the greatest thing that happened to me. And I will forever lay in sorrow filled with regret with how much I fucked it up. The greatest gift that god gave me and I fucked it up, like usual.

I love him so much and he will forever be in my heart.

Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?

A: Lol do I really need to answer this.
If the phrase CONSPICUOUS AS FUCK were to be personified into a being, it would be me.
*chola accent voice*
Like I’m just trying to figure out why everyone is leaving when I just got here. The party is just starting...

Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?

A: Boy
Charm
Hole
Willing
DICK
Body-ody-ody
Did I say boy?

Q: What is your specialty?

A: bitch I’m ME,
💯 on the wrist
I SKI
art on the wall:
BASQUI.

Oh . Anyway. Like I’m a fucking trip and like pero way look isthee only way.

If there’s one thing that is an undeniable fact of this word it would be this:
I’m really horny and I’m not gonna be sorry about it either.
Also I would like to say something VERY brave...
I
Love
Ariana Grande.
I do.

Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?

A: You can body me anywhere you’d please.
But I’d definitely probably like would do okay inside. Like a tired cat.

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?

A: Haha haha. Just drinks lots of Tea and Water💕💕

Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?

A: What makes me me? THE FACT THAT I AM ME. And like really horny all the time. Probably the horniest boy you will ever come across.

Did I mention Dick? I did? Okay good

Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?

A: Underneath all the wit, boyish charm, and smokescreened masqueraded layers of laughter is a boy(ish) charm filled with laughter.
Wait , where am I again? And how did he get here?

Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?

A: Well first of all I don’t drink wine, just ALOT OF WATER for this boy.
2ndly uhhhhh wait where am I and who am i fucking?

Q: What should others absolutely know about you?

A: I’m loud
I don’t care
No really , I do not care.
I’m a good boy
Naughty disposition

Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: The fact that I look like a fucking BOIIIIIIIIIII.
(Oh god eventually the day of reckoning will come)

Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: Dick
Mirrors
Coffee
Cigarettes
Did I say dick already ?

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