A: Tales.
He truly was the greatest thing that happened to me. And I will forever lay in sorrow filled with regret with how much I fucked it up. The greatest gift that god gave me and I fucked it up, like usual.
I love him so much and he will forever be in my heart.
A: Lol do I really need to answer this.
If the phrase CONSPICUOUS AS FUCK were to be personified into a being, it would be me.
*chola accent voice*
Like I’m just trying to figure out why everyone is leaving when I just got here. The party is just starting...
A: Boy
Charm
Hole
Willing
DICK
Body-ody-ody
Did I say boy?
A: bitch I’m ME,
💯 on the wrist
I SKI
art on the wall:
BASQUI.
Oh . Anyway. Like I’m a fucking trip and like pero way look isthee only way.
If there’s one thing that is an undeniable fact of this word it would be this:
I’m really horny and I’m not gonna be sorry about it either.
Also I would like to say something VERY brave...
I
Love
Ariana Grande.
I do.
A: You can body me anywhere you’d please.
But I’d definitely probably like would do okay inside. Like a tired cat.
A: Haha haha. Just drinks lots of Tea and Water💕💕
A: What makes me me? THE FACT THAT I AM ME. And like really horny all the time. Probably the horniest boy you will ever come across.
Did I mention Dick? I did? Okay good
A: Underneath all the wit, boyish charm, and smokescreened masqueraded layers of laughter is a boy(ish) charm filled with laughter.
Wait , where am I again? And how did he get here?
A: Well first of all I don’t drink wine, just ALOT OF WATER for this boy.
2ndly uhhhhh wait where am I and who am i fucking?
A: I’m loud
I don’t care
No really , I do not care.
I’m a good boy
Naughty disposition
A: The fact that I look like a fucking BOIIIIIIIIIII.
(Oh god eventually the day of reckoning will come)
A: Dick
Mirrors
Coffee
Cigarettes
Did I say dick already ?