Alex_Tikas's Pornstar Interview

My Pornstar Interview
Hello Gentlemen ,

I DO NOT PARTY -- I DO NOT PARTY -- I DO NOT PARTY - I DO NOT PARTY - I DO NOT PARTY - I DO NOT PARTY

IF YOU WANT TO , YOU CAN , and ENJOY ! --

BUT PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO - YOU WANT ME HARD - TRUST ME :)

Great :) now that we have that out of the way ..

Would you like to know more about me and have a lot of questions about me -- JUST CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW :) - Thanks for checking me out

Www.alextikas.com

TEXT IS THE BEST WAY TO REACH ME ---

IF YOU NEED TO SEE MORE PICS AND VIDEOS -- HIT THE ONLEE FANZ PAGE LINK ON MY WEBSITE ABOVE --

I fly solo but Also partner with rent.men/Nicklause

Hungry Bottoms to the Front --
I Bottom like I top --

Its a win win for everyone

Thanks.

Dont be shy - Thats an order :)

Friendly , easy going -- from the Sling to the symphony .

I can open up a box of Franzia or we can break out the Château Cheval Blanc.

Again Thanks for checking me out .

Cheers .
Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: I enjoy the feeling of dumbfoundedness that I feel when I read this question and have absolutely no idea how to answer without sounding narcissistic or creepy .

So lets just say ( for now ) that I enjoy how my back hair keeps me warm in the winter .

Q: Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?

A: DO NOT PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME ITS RAINING -- Unless its a fantasy of yours .. then feel free to pee on my leg all day...

Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?

A: I like to keep things as simple as possible --

Zero judgement
Zero Sanctimony
Zero Pre tense
Zero F**ks given

Q: What is your specialty?

A: If you are into the "Hairy Bearded, Hot Cable Installer wearing a jockstrap, dominant , classic coach , Muscledaddy, piggish but doesnt take himself too seriously , that loves to fuck " , NICHE --- than I am definitely your guy .

Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?

A: It used to be my mole before we had it removed .. but these days its just my winning smile and genetically enhanced foreskin ( just kidding -- totally natural )

Lifes too short . Lets make a mess and put some windex on it ..

Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?

A: I can feel out a room pretty well .

I have a way of making people feel at ease .

Q: What do you do for fun?

A: I like writing relentlessly cutesy answers to incredibly vapid interview questions . Plus fornication with relentless abandon . Viktor Rom if youre reading this .. call me maybe?

Q: How do you go the 'Extra Mile' in your life?

A: Usually with sneakers , a bike , Uber , a train .

If someone told me the buffet is better but an extra mile away , I'd probably go that extra mile as well .

Q: What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?

A: Movies / Gym / Beach / Hike / Woods / I also have a green thumb .

Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.

A: Raising animals from infancy to death was truly a honor . i look forward to doing that more .

Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?

A: If this is the part where you tell me you have a beach house in Mustique and you are inviting me there , then I travel ALOT !!!!!

If this is the part where you tell me you got us a room at the Days Inn in Shrevesport, Louisiana then I am good at home thanks ..

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regime do you follow?

A: Gym is about as close to church as this atheist will get into

I follow a classic body builder routine - with about an hr of cardio / abs

I like Chinese food ( bad boy )

Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?

A: I had a big mole on my toe once . It had hair and after the biopsy we discovered a spine and teeth !! The doctor said it was my TWIN !!

Good times ...

Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?

A: I wouldnt eat great food on the beach . Too many bugs and seagulls . Plus what if a wind storm comes and sand gets all over the great food .. What a waste..

Wine is a possibility though .

I would tell you to stop worrying about trying to figure out my life and enjoy the view and drink your wine .

Q: What should others absolutely know about you?

A: 1. I firmly believe “wherever you go , there you are ... “

2. I am definitely a bagel on a plate of Bialys .

Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: 1. A back up plan
2. Love
3. Smart humour
4. Failure
5. My Moms Egglemon soup

Alex_Tikas

Location: New York City, NY
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