Alex_Tikas's Pornstar Interview

My Pornstar Interview
Hello Gentlemen,

MAI * RAYTE * FOUR * THEE * OUR * IZ * THRIE HUHNDERED - I DEW NOT negotiate or give discounts .

I respect the value of your time . That’s why I advertise with the goal that what you GET and what you READ - is what you SEE

Please respect the value of my time - serious ONLY

Will be in PALM SPRINGS from FEB 27 to March 2 .




Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: It has taken me a long time to enjoy my OWN company. To be comfortable in my own skin has taken a lot of time and still in practice.

Q: Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?

A: 1. I strongly encourage everyone to click on my website where you will be able to know even more about me.

2. DO NOT "PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME ITS RAINING " -- Thats important .

3. This is a CHOSEN profession ... I am NOT "Lola from the Favela" ... and you are NOT at a Turkish Bazarre haggling for hand made sandals :)

Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?

A: I like to keep things as simple as possible --

Zero judgement
Zero Sanctimony
Zero Pre tense
Zero F**ks given

Q: What is your specialty?

A: If you are into the "Hairy Bearded, Hot Cable Installer wearing a jockstrap, dominant , classic coach , Muscledaddy, piggish but doesnt take himself too seriously , that loves to fuck " , NICHE --- than I am definitely your guy .

Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?

A: It used to be my mole before we had it removed .. but these days its just my winning smile and genetically enhanced foreskin ( just kidding -- totally natural )

Lifes too short . Lets make a mess and put some windex on it ..

Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?

A: 1. I try to leave things the way I find them

2. I do not operate from a place of desperation .

3. I am constantly wrangling my ego .

4. I can forgive --- But I NEVER forget

5. I like to share and to facilitate

6. I can find common ground with people .

Q: What do you do for fun?

A: I like writing relentlessly cutesy answers to incredibly vapid interview questions . Plus fornication with relentless abandon . Viktor Rom if youre reading this .. call me maybe?

Q: How do you go the 'Extra Mile' in your life?

A: Usually with sneakers , a bike , Uber , a train .

If someone told me the buffet is better but an extra mile away , I'd probably go that extra mile as well .

Q: What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?

A: Movies / Gym / Beach / Hike / Woods / I also have a green thumb .

Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.

A: I have 2 !

I rescued a pitbull from the shelter. He is needy and demanding . He is sad and confused when I leave . He is always wanting to walk , play and he eats me out of house and home and will :"angry poop" If I am gone too long . But he is the greatest and I am glad he chose me.

2. To experience Love . (Greeks love drama in case you havent noticed ) Love . Big Messy Complicated Inconvenient Pheremonal ...Love .

Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?

A: If this is the part where you tell me you have a beach house in Varadero Cuba and you are inviting me there , then I travel ALOT !!!!!

If this is the part where you tell me you got us a room at the Days Inn in Shrevesport, Louisiana then I am good at home thanks ..

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regime do you follow?

A: Gym is about as close to church as this atheist will get into

I follow a classic body builder routine - with about an hr of cardio / abs

I like Chinese food ( bad boy )

Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?

A: I had a big mole on my toe once . It had hair and after the biopsy we discovered a spine and teeth !! The doctor said it was my TWIN !!

Good times ...

Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?

A: I wouldnt eat great food on the beach . Too many bugs and seagulls . Plus what if a wind storm comes and sand gets all over the great food .. What a waste..

Wine is a possibility though .

I would tell you to stop worrying about trying to figure out my life and enjoy the view and drink your wine .

Q: What should others absolutely know about you?

A: 1. I firmly believe “wherever you go , there you are ... “

2. I am definitely a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls .

Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: 1. A back up plan
2. Love
3. Smart humour
4. Failure
5. My Moms Egglemon soup


Location: New York City, NY
I am traveling to:
27 Feb - Mar 02 Palm Springs, CA
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