A: I enjoy the feeling of dumbfoundedness that I feel when I read this question and have absolutely no idea how to answer without sounding narcissistic or creepy .
So lets just say ( for now ) that I enjoy how my back hair keeps me warm in the winter .
A: DO NOT PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME ITS RAINING -- Unless its a fantasy of yours .. then feel free to pee on my leg all day...
A: I like to keep things as simple as possible --
Zero Pre tense
Zero F**ks given
A: If you are into the "Hairy Bearded, Hot Cable Installer wearing a jockstrap, dominant , classic coach , Muscledaddy, piggish but doesnt take himself too seriously , that loves to fuck " , NICHE --- than I am definitely your guy .
A: It used to be my mole before we had it removed .. but these days its just my winning smile and genetically enhanced foreskin ( just kidding -- totally natural )
Lifes too short . Lets make a mess and put some windex on it ..
A: I can feel out a room pretty well .
I have a way of making people feel at ease .
A: I like writing relentlessly cutesy answers to incredibly vapid interview questions . Plus fornication with relentless abandon . Viktor Rom if youre reading this .. call me maybe?
A: Usually with sneakers , a bike , Uber , a train .
If someone told me the buffet is better but an extra mile away , I'd probably go that extra mile as well .
A: Movies / Gym / Beach / Hike / Woods / I also have a green thumb .
A: Raising animals from infancy to death was truly a honor . i look forward to doing that more .
A: If this is the part where you tell me you have a beach house in Mustique and you are inviting me there , then I travel ALOT !!!!!
If this is the part where you tell me you got us a room at the Days Inn in Shrevesport, Louisiana then I am good at home thanks ..
A: Gym is about as close to church as this atheist will get into
I follow a classic body builder routine - with about an hr of cardio / abs
I like Chinese food ( bad boy )
A: I had a big mole on my toe once . It had hair and after the biopsy we discovered a spine and teeth !! The doctor said it was my TWIN !!
Good times ...
A: I wouldnt eat great food on the beach . Too many bugs and seagulls . Plus what if a wind storm comes and sand gets all over the great food .. What a waste..
Wine is a possibility though .
I would tell you to stop worrying about trying to figure out my life and enjoy the view and drink your wine .
A: 1. I firmly believe “wherever you go , there you are ... “
2. I am definitely a bagel on a plate of Bialys .
A: 1. A back up plan
3. Smart humour
5. My Moms Egglemon soup