A: If I had to pick something and everybody would absolutely know what I picked, I would choose to pick a guitar or maybe a banjo. I would maybe even pick a block of ice. I definitely wouldn’t pick my nose or a fight with someone who could kick my ass
A: As far as my hobbies, I compete on the semi-pro staring contest circuit, recently took a porn fluffing class at the community college, and I’m into boxing against people over age 80
A: Definitely the time I met Homer Simpson while on vacation
A: My diet mostly consists of Frosted Flakes and $0.99 pizza that costs $1.50, and my fitness regimen is I live in New York City so I walk like a million steps a day
A: Well I’m not sure I’ll find myself on the beach with the RM interview questionnaire since I’m answering it now and then it will probably be then end of our interactions when I’m done filling it out, but I probably would be asking you how it was possible that an interview questionnaire can eat and drink. And I might ask “I’ve already told you a lot about me and my life, don’t you read yourself?”
A: The sun, oxygen, water, food, and gravity
A: Meet new people and make sure THEY are having fun too
A: Usually I’ll take an Uber but if they are too busy I’ll just walk, provided it’s not more than an extra mile
A: My fingerprints
A: Well don’t tell anybody, but I once went on this website where you could actually rent me
A: Friendliness, my sense of humor, openness- as in both being open to trying new things, and being an open and honest person
A: That’s a tough one, but I would say it’s my world famous spaghetti
A: I travel often, especially when I’m playing basketball because I never properly developed my ballhandling skills, or I forget it’s only 2 1/2 steps you can take and not 3. I travel more than I am a homeboy
A: I would say it was my parents’ lifestyle and their decision to have sex with each other on the date and time that they did. That and when they named me. Also the fact that I have never died before makes me who I am
A: Others should know my blood type, list of allergies, and emergency contact information, especially if these others are paramedics or ER personnel. Also, NEVER pull the plug because I will NEVER go into the light
A: That’s a real tough one, because I have so many amazing traits and qualities, but I’d have to say I enjoy my taste buds when I eat things that taste good, my sense of smell when I smell something pleasant, and how it feels when I rub my penis